13 Idol Finalists=Phone Porn??

So...13 Idol contestants instead of the usual 12. That's bad. The number for contestant 13 is already taken by a phone sex company. The people at American Idol have fixed the error and contestant 13 was matched with a legitimate number last night. Hear the audio from 1-866-IDOLS-13.

God Loves Us and Wants Us To Have Girl Scout Cookies

I always get Thin Mints and /or Tagalongs. This year I switched it up with some Do Si Dos and the new Dulce De Leches. Plus I've come up with an excellent plan...I seriously want to have kids so I can make them be Girl Scouts and snatch all the cookies from the troop when the leaders aren't looking. You know you've thought about it too....

Dora's Getting Too "Sexy"

Someone Assaulted Chuck E. Cheese

Some guy in Massachusetts was fined $500 for ripping off the mascot's head and yelling at the teenager inside the costume. Hilarity!

Here is a random video of this funny girl who gets freaky with Chuck.

Beer Flavored Popcorn...YUM!!!

Gorilla Head Update!!

Police arrested the accused awhile back and the head was returned to Appleton from Minneapolis! Now the men have officially been charged and will appear in Appleton court on Tuesday March 11th. This video is awesome.

SEEEEEEE It!!!

This weekend I saw the best movie ever...TAKEN!! It's about American girls who meet a cute guy when they travel abroad. Problem: they are kidnapped, drugged, and forced into prostitution. You know how mom and pops are always warning you to be careful on vacation? They were right--this movie is scary!