Sunday, December 11, 2011

My Angel

Update 1/6/12: To be closer to my family during a difficult time, I've accepted a wonderful radio opportunity in my hometown of Pittsburgh.    Good friend and overall hilarious dude Chuggs will do the night show in the interim.

 I can't wait to start my new gig, but I am sad to leave Kiss FM and Green Bay.  I lived Kiss and it ran through my blood.  The people here are amazing and work so hard to bring you entertainment and free stuff.  I had a blast at work and enjoying Wisconsin.

 I'd like to leave you with a letter from my mom's doctor who was VP of Research for the American Cancer Society. It's long but worth the read. I beam with pride every day.  Love your mom!  Goodbye, friends!

After 8 and a half years of metastatic Stage IV breast cancer, 165 chemo therapies, brain surgery, dozens of radiation treatments and cyber/gamma knife treatments, my beautiful mom left this earth.

She put up the most terrific fight I will ever witness.  She was given a year to live in 2003 and just wouldn't listen.  When doctors pulled her medical file, it was encyclopedia-thick and astounded health professionals.  When chemo complications caused a broken neck, she went on a trip to Europe in a neck brace.  When further complications put her on oxygen, she continued to do water aerobics by putting the tank in a floaty and doing her thing.

 If you see the beach picture below, she was on oxygen then and she'd sit in the hot Florida sun each day of our vacation til she couldn't take the humidity.  Every year for as long as I can remember we did Race for the Cure (5K walk) in Pittsburgh. Even through the past several years when I've had radio jobs across the country, I never missed one for her.  Two years ago she had to stop midway through and this year we did the 1 mile walk, but she did it every single year.

In my second summer here, my mom flew to Minneapolis to meet me at the Mall of America.

Race for the Cure in Pittsburgh

Family Friends Wedding in Vegas

Granny, Me, Mom--Captiva Island, FL

Cancun During the NFL Playoffs--The Day Steelers and Packers Won

Another Friend's Wedding

This is from our trip to LA in 2009.

So is this...

Losing a parent is one of the most horrifying experiences we go through in life.  If you or a friend are grieving a loss or even an experience, please make sure you do so in the way that's best for you. I highly recommend On Grief and Grieving.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Justin Bieber's Message To Your Dad

It's better for your daughter to scream, "JUSTIN BIEBER" than it is for her to be screaming any other guy's name. Particularly Joey. Remember that, dads.

Awkward Kris Humphries Interview

He went on GMA to talk about his charity work and of course they asked him about ex wife Kim Kardashian.

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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Britney's B-Day Message To Nicki Minaj

Minaj is 29 today!!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Katy Perry SNL Promo

This Saturday she hosts! Robyn is the musical guest.

Minnesota Newslady Sounds Drunk

'Three Stooges' Trailer: Snooki Gets Eye-Poked

Boop. Zing. Doing. Owwwwww!

Comes out this spring. Will you see it?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The Future Is Here

Holy hell...this is awesome. Twine is a gadget that you can program to send you text messages when your laundry is done or your basement is flooding.

Twine : Listen to your world, talk to the Internet from Supermechanical on Vimeo.

9 O'Clock Shebang: New Music

Mike Posner "Looks Like Sex"

Nicki Minaj "Roman In Moscow"

That makes me want to have a seizure or have my head spin off my neck. But in a good way.

Avicii "Levels"

He performs at the Rave in Milwaukee January 7th.

'Jersey Shore' Version Of 'Twilight'

This is from Jimmy Kimmel...

Snooks' dad is the town sheriff, Pauly D is a werewolf and Sitch has abs that sparkle in the sun. Doesn't get any better.

Well done, Kimmel.

'Teen Mom 2' Season 2

Rose Bowl Tickets Sold Out

Badgers' Rose Bowl tickets sold out:

Hours after it was known Wisconsin would be going to the Rose Bowl, the tickets on the Badger website sold out. There may be more available later this week. GO BADGERS!!! GO BUCKY!!!

'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Preview

Starts Jan 5th.

Guido John, the man who's given us the Shore recaps the past two seasons, is excited. He is also my dad. Don't tell people, though.

Monday, December 5, 2011

RIP To Guido John's Dog

Beemer was 12 and had several health problems. Oftentimes he was short of breath and Guido John would have to give him mouth to mouth.

His shirt says "Elf-Sized." RIP little buddy!

Courtney Stodden: "Say No To Bullies"

In case you forgot, this is the 17-year-old who married the 51-year-old (she was 16 at the time.)

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Truck Crashes Into Luxemburg McDonald's

A 76-year-old woman was trying to park her truck when her foot slipped from the brake to the gas. One person was hospitalized.

Truck crashes into restaurant:

Friday, December 2, 2011

Treadmill Dancing

And she's at Planet Fitness...ha!

Ke$ha's Humane Society PSA

Scrooge Is A TV News Anchor

Anddddd she apologizes...

Too late now. You ruined millions of Christmas dreams. Ass.

Santa's Beard Gets Stuck

A mall Santa in Florida tries to make a fancy entrance by sliding down a rope like a fireman to the children and it doesn't go well.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

"Marry The Night" Video Is 13 MInutes

Four Year Old Scares Dad

...and catches it on hidden camera. Possibly staged, but still kinda cute.

Bieber and Mariah Carey: "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Wow this is creepy...

I think they kissed at 3:11.

Here's the original made in 1994. Bieber was 0 years old.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Vinny Makes A Rap With Rape Lyrics

Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) criticizes Vinny and the song for "sending a dangerous message."

Does This Look Wrong To You?

Monday, November 28, 2011

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Lance Bass/AJ McLean Doritoes Commercial

Miley Likes Weed

Who is the panda and why is he there creeping?

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Where To Sit For Thanksgiving

Full flowchart at College Humor

Appleton Christmas Parade

Were you there?

Sights & sounds of the Appleton Christmas parade:

Did your chair get taken away in a truck to the Good Will? Officials hauled off a bunch because people were saving spots before they were allowed.

Grandma Does Pop Rocks, Giggles

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Big Scary Turkey

He's coming for you!

'Jersey Shore's' Vinny Talks Sexting

18+ video for using words that begin with P and V.

Monday, November 21, 2011

People Of Wal Mart 2 Song

You may remember the original...

Here's another fun Wal-Mart video...
(It's a 24 hour time lapse)

Hooters Girl Speaks To Kids On Career Day

A mother of a 6th grade boy complained after a Hooters waitress came to her son's Florida school.

'A Very Gaga Thanksgiving' Promo

Airs November 24th.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Twilight Pancakes

These were made by celebrity face pancake artist Katherine Kalnes of LaGrange, Illinois.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Regis Philbin's Last Day

Not to be confused with our Spencer Pratt-bearded Intern Regis...

Philbin's Final Goodbye...

Jimmy Kimmel's Spoof...

When I was 14, I got to see Live with Regis and Kathie Lee. Yes, Kathie Lee. This was before the Kelly days.

Barney Wants You To Press On His Private Area

You know they didn't make it that way "by accident." Sickos.

New Ke$ha

"U Better Know"...U like?

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Bieber Macy's Commercial

Pure classic.

Happy 'Breaking Dawn' Day!

Here are the stars on Ellen...

New clips...

Come party with us from 10:00 til movie time at Marcus Cinemas East in Appleton (formerly Regal Cinemas) or listen to win tickets to go see it this weekend!

Gaga's Vision For 'Marry The Night'

New Channing Tatum Movie

The Vow co-stars Rachel McAdams and comes out in February.

Are you melting yet?

Little Girl Is Sad The Packers Beat Vikings

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Intern Regis' Twilight Abs

He also has Edward hair...He's like a real live mix of Jacob and Edward. Eat your heart out, ladies!

Here's more on his Spencer Pratt flesh-colored beard...

Monday, November 14, 2011

This Guy Is Almost As Big As You

If you're 60 inches or under, he is bigger than you. Have you seen this stuffed "animal" Packer? It's at Wal-Mart and is $290! Yes...almost 300 bucks!

Hey buddy boy! Why does he look like a leprechaun?

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Intern Regis' Movember

Hopefully your man is having better luck than Regis because this is his hair growth after 10 days. Not even kidding. He's waiting for "things" to drop. Actually he's happy about not being super hairy because it means he doesn't have to shave as often.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Kourtney and Kim Are Still Taking New York

The divorce is old news. The ladies take on the Big Apple for Season 4 which starts November 27th on E.

'Full House' Honeymoon Re-Enactment

If you find a man willing to this, by God you should marry him!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

'Snow White and the Huntsman' Trailer

This is the one starring Kristen Stewart as Snow White...not to be confused with the other Snow White movie rumored to star Julia Roberts as the evil queen.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Pippa and Kate Middleton Action Figures

Cool arms! The Pippa doll is $49.95 and the Kate doll comes with two outfits for a grand total of $189.95. One of those outfits is a handmade replica of her Sarah Burton wedding dress.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Monday, November 7, 2011

Chugging Beer While Pogo-Sticking

This looks like a fun party trick.

Alleged Bieber Baby

Justin Bieber plans to take a paternity test and then sue this young lady, Mariah Yeater.

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Here's a pic from Buzzfeed of Justin as a baby and the infant he allegedly fathered (although probably did not):

Friday, November 4, 2011

Britney Spears Had Sex With This

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! They did it at least twice, but that's all I know.

Bieber Talks Paternity Suit On "Today Show"

Before claiming Justin was the father, baby momma Mariah Yeater accused her ex boyfriend of being the child's father last year. When he denied it, she broke his car window and slapped him. She was arrested and charged with battery.

A Wisconsinite's Dream

This glass holds five beers...

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Jimmy Fallon's "Not My Baby" Parody

"It's not my baby, baby, baby..."

Mouthing Off To Cops In An Elmo Shirt

The Girl Who Alleges Bieber Impregnated Her

This is her story according to

"Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time."

Then in the bathroom... "We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f%$k the s!&t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything."

"He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds."

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Kim Kardashian Post-Divorce Comments

She opens up about the relationship on Australian TV...
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Ron Weasley's Music Video

Harry Potter's Rupert Grint appears in this music video, "Lego House," by artist Ed Sheeran.

Snake Crawls Out Of ATM

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Bieber and Busta Rhymes

I'm sorry, but I totally want Bieber's Christmas album. Call me crazy.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Lots Of Halloween Nutjobs

Cookie Monster, Bert, and barmaid get in fight outside McDonalds.

Costumed Smurf Shot

Courtney Stodden's husband dresses up as her.

Photo from celebitchy

Reporter Knocked Over At Haunted House

Saturday, October 29, 2011

959 KISS FM Pumpkin Carving Video

Shanyanay carved 959 KISS FM into a pumpkin tonight plus a design of the Hot 8 winner's choosing. Congrats Nina of Kaukauna! This will look ballin' on your front porch!

This is the "butterfly" Nina asked for...

'True Life: Milf' Is Insane

GOOD. LORD. That poor kid!

Teletubbies Shufflin'

Thanks to my friend Dave for this find.


Friday, October 28, 2011

Regis Strips For Snooki

He'd be awesome in this...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Shanaynay Drinks Dr. Pepper 10--Not For Women

Oh boy...growing muscles!!

Growing a beard!

Growing other things!!

Don't try this at home, kids!!