Tuesday, March 31, 2009

100 Unsexiest Men

Ok...seriously. A man made this. Robert Pattinson? NKOTB? Kanye? Michael Phelps? The latest Bachelor? A-Rod? All 100 here.

Look Closely...

Marc Ballas got too excited dancing with 17-year-old Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson on Dancing With the Stars.

Paris Loves Pink, Animals, and Her Boobs

Friday, March 27, 2009

Twilight Makes People Bite

A 13-year-old bit 11 of his classmates in Des Moines. His dad blamed Twilight.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Britney Is Silly--And No This Isn't The P-Word Vid

She said the P-word at a Tampa concert. Find the silly thing Britney says at this D.C. concert. She is nutty.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Audrina Leaves the Hills

First Lauren says she's leaving. Now Audrina. What is going on in this piece?? Might as well rename the show The Adventures of Speidi-Man. Supposedly Audrina's leaving to start a new TV series.

Bromances Are Taking Over the World

First there was the courtship of Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong. Then came Bromance on MTV. Now there's I Love You Man with Paul Rudd. Bromance is suddenly a new category of entertainment and life. Here's a list of the hottest bromances in Hollywood. Who is your man in a bromance with?

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Audrina Patridge Is An Actress. Who Knew?

It's a horror movie called Sorority Row. Rumer Willis is in it too. SPOILER ALERT: Her character dies in the trailer.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

World's Largest Girl Scout Cookie

Yesss!!! 75 pounds. 8 feet wide.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


You follow me, I'll follow you.

Natasha Richardson Dies

Britney Makes Fun Of News People

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Rod Makes Out With Himself

This is his new spread for Details magazine. What a tool.

Monday, March 16, 2009

"Too Sexy" Dora Image Is Out

Somewhere in the blog below is a video about the new tween Dora the Explorer whose "sexy" image has people all astir. She grows up and moves to the big city, and some parents are worried she will lose her spunk and become obsessed with boys. Before now all that Mattel had released was a silhouette of "sexy" Dora. Here's the full illustration. She looks innocent enough to me...

Seriously Is It Packer Time Yet?

Well...not exactly. But tickets just went on sale for the Packer Tailgate Tour! Headling this year's tour are Packers president Mark Murphy and players Nick Collins, Brady Poppinga, and Jordy Nelson. The tour starts May 11th and stops in Marshfield, Hudson, Platteville, and Beaver Dam.

Miss March

This movie is pretty funny. This is my favorite character. He has a naughty name. I can't write it here or the boss would yell at me.

Bad Econ Could Be Good For People Under 35!

So for a lot of us in our 20s this economy is a scary thing. How will we afford to live? What's gonna happen? Some experts are saying being under 35 right now is great--we'll have time for the economy to recover and possibly score a great deal on a first house. Yay! Plus stocks are on sale so we can get them cheap and meanwhile we can start saving habits early in our adult lives.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Channing Tatum Is So Hotttt!!

Remember him from Step Up? He has a new movie, G.I. Joe, on the way and he just did this super hot photo shoot with Vanity Fair.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Baby Shiloh Wants To "Seek Amy"

Brad and Angelina's lil Shiloh has a new imaginary friend named Amy. Sources say Shi likes Amy more than the twins and she sometimes refuses dinner because "Amy's not hungry."

Stabbing At Green Bay Strip Club

A Dog

This is my friend's dog Maxi. Is it just me or does he oddly look like a human woman?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Hills People Are Hooligans

The people from the show are feeling some legal heat. The owner of the place where MTV shot the "Live from the Hills Season Finale" is saying he was promised the house would be returned in the same condition. Makes sense.

The dude--Igor Greenberg--says the place was an absolute disaster. He filed a lawsuit against MTV saying they "caused extensive damage to the property in at least the amount of $158,250.07." And...yeah...he wants that moolah back.

I thought I was the only girl who treated her place like a frat house. Apparently not.

Bristol Palin Dumps Levi

He stuck with her through her momma's vice presidential campaign. He stuck with her through her pregnancy and birth of their baby boy. Now...DUMP-O! That's the word on the street anyway.

13 Idol Finalists=Phone Porn??

So...13 Idol contestants instead of the usual 12. That's bad. The number for contestant 13 is already taken by a phone sex company. The people at American Idol have fixed the error and contestant 13 was matched with a legitimate number last night. Hear the audio from 1-866-IDOLS-13.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

God Loves Us and Wants Us To Have Girl Scout Cookies

I always get Thin Mints and /or Tagalongs. This year I switched it up with some Do Si Dos and the new Dulce De Leches. Plus I've come up with an excellent plan...I seriously want to have kids so I can make them be Girl Scouts and snatch all the cookies from the troop when the leaders aren't looking. You know you've thought about it too....

Friday, March 6, 2009

Dora's Getting Too "Sexy"

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Someone Assaulted Chuck E. Cheese

Some guy in Massachusetts was fined $500 for ripping off the mascot's head and yelling at the teenager inside the costume. Hilarity!

Here is a random video of this funny girl who gets freaky with Chuck.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Beer Flavored Popcorn...YUM!!!

Gorilla Head Update!!

Police arrested the accused awhile back and the head was returned to Appleton from Minneapolis! Now the men have officially been charged and will appear in Appleton court on Tuesday March 11th. This video is awesome.

Monday, March 2, 2009


This weekend I saw the best movie ever...TAKEN!! It's about American girls who meet a cute guy when they travel abroad. Problem: they are kidnapped, drugged, and forced into prostitution. You know how mom and pops are always warning you to be careful on vacation? They were right--this movie is scary!