Monday, August 31, 2009

Appleton Sonic Now Open

Dells Adventures

Took one last summer trip to the Dells this weekend...

Creepy doll from the antique store...I think she murdered someone.





























Hot Fudge Banana Split Waffle complete with ice cream from Mr. Pancake...I got dizzy eating this thing.



























Albino gator from Alligator Alley...best place in the Dells!






























This thing was the death of me...I kept coming out the entrance and going back in. They don't tell you the entrance is also the exit!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Thursday Adventures

Trying to play Tyler's daughter's Leap Frog...I can't figure it out. I wanna make a digital puppy damnit!

Elmo Tickle Hands



I love at the end when they say "Yeah boiiii!"

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Underage Strippers & Grannies Attacking People With Hoes

EMERGENCY...This Is The Greatest Vid Of Your Life

News crews show up at a Florida woman's home after she tells police her 15-year-old is working at a strip club. Grandma answers the door and attacks the newspeople with a hoe! And drops F-bombs.




Uncut hoe attack footage here.

Full news story here.

Lil Wayne Says Go To School

Lil Wayne for Get Schooled from Get Schooled on Vimeo.

Twilight Tatt


I love Twilight but I dunno about all that...

Tuesday Adventures

Look what I found on College Ave in Appleton!

Monday, August 24, 2009

Custard Adventures



Went to get a burger at Culvers and was in for a swell surprise...Scoopie live!

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Clown Tranny In A Candy Bra


Oh hell yes!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Aubrey O'Day > Heidi Montag



Aubrey says her Playboy pics were better than Heidi's.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Vikings Fans Suck



One of our sales guys likes the Vikings. I think that lady is his mom.

Strange Old Men In the Park...Bad

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Someone Throws A Dildo At Adam Lambert



18 and over for appearance of a dildo in the vid. Thanks!

Matthew McConaughey's Kid


Little Levi is now 13 months.

Texting While Driving Is Scary!


If You Text While Driving, Watch This

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Horny Asian Kid Loves Vanessa Hudgens



18 and over for sexual language.

Mall Of America Extra



Dora's Magical Bus at the Nickelodeon Universe

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Packer Ticket Scalping Regulations

Lil Wayne Scavenger Hunt Winners



These boys are set! They brought me a Christmas decoration, a twizzler, and one of their mom's CDs to win Lil Wayne tickets. They go to UW-Milwaukee so they'll be right there for the concert September 2nd.

How To Fake A 6-Pack

Fans React To Favre



Viking fans react.

On tonight's show: "Favre" and "Vikings" are banned words. Anyone who says 'em will not be permitted to request a song and/or win a prize.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Kourtney and Khloe Clip



Because they're awesome...

Mall Of America Adventure

This weekend I took a lil road trip to MN to MOA...

New Uggs from Nordstrom


Packers and Vikings jerseys side by side...uh oh!


American Girl doll with an alpaca

Find The Mermaid

Kid Reporter Asks Obama To Be His "Homeboy"



"Homeboy" part's at the very end (about 9:40).

Saturday, August 15, 2009

"Run This Town" Preview



I was expecting it to be hotter...

Celeb My Little Ponies



This lady makes weird My Lil Ponies including Lady Gaga as shown above.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Spilled Milk=Death

Kourtney Kardashian Preg



Yup. Title pretty much sums it up.

Missing African Cat In Ashewaubenon Found



Thank God they found it! That thing looks like a leopard.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

Noah's Ark Extra

The park's got a killer candy shop where you can watch them make fudge and candy apples. And they have every kind of candy you can imagine including marshmallow farm animals...

Nothin' Says Awesome Like Sunglasses On A Dog's A$$

Noah's Ark Party Bus


(Some lady may or may not be swearing in the background so... sorry 'bout that!)




Pics are up!

Kathy Griffin Takes Levi Johnson As Her Date

Friday, August 7, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Shoeless Baby Kicked Out Of BK

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Packers+WI Lotto=Good Times

Breastfeeding Doll





Would you let your kid play with Bebe Gloton (aka "Gluttonous Baby")?

Justin Timberlake's New Movie



WTF is this BS?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Paula OUT...For Reals!



Drunk Aunt Paula has announced via her verified Twitter account that she has decided NOT to return to Idol.

Kate Halloween Wig



Yes it's true. The soon-to-be most popular Halloween costume is already for sale... Put your man in Ed Hardy, steal 8 kids from the park, and you're set for a party.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Ummm...



These ladies (one's from Kaukauna, another from Menasha) allegedly attacked a man in Stockbridge and super glued his genitalia to his chest.

Weekend Adventures

Saw this rope on the bathroom floor at the movies...is this normal?




Ashwabomay




We also made up the Toddlers and Tiaras drinking game. When you see a fugly mom, you drink.

Watch and play here!

Sunday, August 2, 2009