Friday, May 29, 2009

Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life Part 3


Just a few weeks ago I found out Appleton has a ghetto and I live there! People put their trash outside their doors instead of in the dumpster.

Brooke Hogan's New Album Cover

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ummm


I love Lady Gaga's music, but any man who thinks this is hot is weird. And probably a sexual deviant of some sort.

Jon & Kate Stuff

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Burgers Are Awesome, Sleeping Is Awesome....


Let's get a burger bed!

Monkeys With Bright Red A$$es




My friend and I took her niece to the NEW Zoo and they had silly monkeys called Japanese Macaques. They have bright red faces and asses. The other pic is one monkey picking fleas off the other one.


Saturday, May 23, 2009

What A Whore

Man Punches Old Blind Lady

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Banana Bandit


Someone in an ape suit stole a foam banana display from a Fond du Lac convenience store. Haaa!! The police are mad because they can't find him.

Cheezus!

Is this Cheeto a zombie or Jesus?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Lil Miss Chickenfest's New Vid

Brooke Hogan f/ Stack$ (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

This Is A Real Commercial!



I'm white and I love the Redhouse. I'm black and I love the Redhouse. Don't forget Hispanic people love it too!

Gaga On DWTS

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life Part 2


As you may have heard, I live in the ghetto corner of A-Town. We have handicapped parking signs that look like this. And the spots are not near the door. It's wacked.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

This Child Is Rude



That woman gave birth to you. Show some respect! If that were my kid, he'd never see a cookie again.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Privates In the Yearbook



Accident? Yeah right.

Heaven


Yes you're seeing this correctly. BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES. Amazing.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Andre The Giant and Bob Uecker

Jordin Sparks On Idol



OMG how awesome is she???

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life


People at my apartment were begging for money and the listeners told me this was not normal and I live in the ghetto. Welcome to the world premiere of Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life. Here is the apartment mailbox.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Momma's Better Than Chuck Norris


My mom's been battling her 2nd round of breast cancer for the past 6 years. She has her 101st chemo treatment this week. One doctor wanted to give her a time limit to live when she was first re-diagnosed and she refused to listen. Whenever she sees him at the hospital, she taunts him and says "Hiiiiiiii! Remember me??" Yeah...she's awesome. This is her at Race For the Cure (huge fundraiser) in Pittsburgh.

Yummy Monday Treat!




Channing Tatum in case you couldn't tell ; )

Cheeseburger Shoes!


Joey Gladstone Broke My Heart


His Neenah comedy dates for this week got cancelled. But he wants to come back another time. Yay!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

She's Gotta Have Sore Wrists!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Listening To Commercials Is Awesome!!


I was listening to commercials between songs and I found out Joey Gladstone (of Full House infamy) is coming to Comedy Quarter in Neenah! Oh hell yeah!! Cut. It. Out.

Oh and did you know he sells Cut. It. Out gear???

This Is Beautiful

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Drunk Aunt Paula Performs On Idol



In all seriousness...I've been a fan of her dance moves since I was a kid.

Baby Giraffe At the New Zoo Dies

SYTYCD

New season premieres May 21st! I love Idol but this is my fave.

Paula Not A Drunk, Just A Pill Popper

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Dance Flick!



I've seen this trailer at the movie theater a bunch of times--I always giggle. Can't wait to see it!

This Show Is Unreal

The moms are losers and the babies remind me of the exorcist. Watch full episodes.

Friday, May 1, 2009