Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Brittany Murphy Poster Recall


This poster for Brittany's latest movie, Deadline, is currently being recalled. Creepy!

Big Ass Tape



Wrapping presents with this is making me dizzy.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Heineken Christmas Tree


1,100 FULL beer bottles=Best Christmas Tree Ever

Snuggie Sutra

Local artists MC Spryte and Itchii Ideaz are the ones behind "Snuggie Sutra" you hear on the Ladies Room.


Download the song free here.



Snuggie sex positions here.

Gaga Childhood Pics





I guess this shows she does not have a peen?

Winter Storm Benjamin Is Coming For You



Hopefully he's not as big a biznatch as his sister Blizzard Allison.

Snooki Street Fighter Game

Pauly's Guido Hair Tips

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Brittany Murphy's Final Movie

Danny Gokey's Album Cover



The Wisconsin native's debut album is set for March release.

Karate Kid Trailer



The remake starring Will Smith's son is out this June.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Four Killed In Wisconsin Bar Fire

Tot Suspended For Long Hair

Snuggie Sutra!!

Local artists MC Spryte and Itchii Ideaz are the ones behind "Snuggie Sutra" you hear on the Ladies Room.


Download the song free here.



Snuggie sex positions here.

Animals Opening Christmas Presents







Saturday, December 19, 2009

Member the Tanning Salon Peeper In De Pere?



He's now accused of stalking a UW Green Bay student.

He was also in jail last year for peeping on UW Oshkosh students in the showers.

Apparently he enjoys the college ladies and was also caught wandering the residence halls at St. Norbert's 10 years ago. I believe he has used 41 quite a lot.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Steph Pratt Looks Skanktastic



I guarantee you Joe Marroe will post this pic within 3 days because he thinks it looks hot. He's dirty.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Prostitution Alert In Appleton and Ashwaubenon

How Old Is the Sausage?


Sara from Menasha correctly guessed the sausage length at 11 inches and won VIP Jingle Ball tickets! Keep listening to win more or get them now!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

MTV Will NOT Air Snooki's Punch Next Week

Gaga And Her Sister


Lady Gaga and her younger sister Natali dressed as each other for Halloween. No, that's not a lame joke...they really did!

Snuggie Sutra!!

Local artists MC Spryte and Itchii Ideaz are the ones behind "Snuggie Sutra" you hear on the Ladies Room.


Download the song free here.



Snuggie sex positions here.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Jersey Shore's Snooki Is Cray-Zee



Here's Snooki action from spring break 07:

Voluntary Sobriety Checkpoints Coming To Neenah?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

One Killed In Hwy 41 Crash

World's Smallest Snowman


Created by scientists, this lil guy is 1/5 the width of a human hair! If you want to read about "nanoparticles" and other crap, here's how they made him.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Blizzard Warning Cancelled



There is still a Winter Weather Advisory though. More here.

Everyone's Mad About Frosty

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He's a dirty boy!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Kids Remember the 2000s

The decade according to 9-year-olds from allison louie-garcia on Vimeo.


All the kids in this video were born in 2000.

Tranny Lady Gaga Sings In the Street

Party Time with Blizzard Allison

Closings and cancellations here.


She was born "Winter Storm Allison," but the bitch got an upgrade.

Someone's Busted!


Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Need A Part Time Job?



The U.S. Census needs about 8,000 people in Green Bay.

What Kids Know About Tiger

SNL Tiger Woods Skit

Saturday, December 5, 2009

MTV's "Jersey Shore"



Everyone's so fired up about this show! Jersey Shore Convention and Visitor's Bureau is pissed and Domino's is pulling their ads.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Stay Safe On Slippery Roads


We can all use this reminder! We get so used to zipping around on those dry summertime roads!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

New WI Drunk Driving Law?



Possible legislative vote on December 16th...more here.

Hooray For Tiddy Bear!



Seatbelts are always digging...it's a problem only solved by Tiddy!!

Gaga's Reaction To Grammy Noms

Granny Ice Cream Porn

Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Cookie Monster Grabs Tyra's Ass

Tweeting Never Stops

How To Kiss Under Mistletoe and Not Get Swine



  • Avoid saliva.

  • Avoid the lips and go for a polite peck on the cheek.

  • FYI it's actually MORE sanitary to give a peck than shake hands.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Pink Jail!


A Georgia jail is making everything pink (walls, bedding, jumpsuits, etc.) so the prisoners get sick of it and don't want to return!

Pink Jail!


A Georgia jail is making everything pink (walls, outfits, etc.) so the prisoners get sick of it and don't want to return!

Sex Offender Shuffle

Monday, November 30, 2009

Fast Food Flow Chart


Plan your next meal! Nomonomnom!

Jesus On An Iron?

Some lady claims she sees Jesus on her iron. I'd say it looks more like George Washington or the Mona Lisa. You?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Holiday Cookie FAIL


I doubt these are Santa's fave!

"Bad Romance" Parody..."Rad Bromance"

Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday Mall Cops

I was at Fox River Mall at 6 AM today. The mall cops were nice. One of them helped me park the Kiss Kruiser. Many of them were wearing sheriff hats though. Or maybe those were real sheriffs. I have no idea.

Gaga On "Ellen"

Black Friday Bingo Card

Twi-Liar In Trouble



Some girl claimed a guy bit her at a New Moon screening. She lied. Now she's in trouble.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Monday, November 23, 2009

Homemade Roller Coasters






Magic Pizza Stick Fun at the Movies

Usually when I go to Regal Cinemas I get popcorn and candy. This weekend I switched it up and got pizza. They ask you what auditorium your movie is in and give you this glowing stick. When they enter the theatre with your pizza, you wave the stick.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Justin Bieber Mall Stampede

New Moon

Saw the midnight and 3 AM shows at Regal. I agree with Mary Love's review.


I'm sorry but I will never understand the people on Team Edward. Jacob is 128590143 times hotter.

Look What I Found!

































Sugar cookie version of Cookie Crisp. It is so amazing!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Naughty Zoo Commercial



Wait for the end with the turtles!

20 Things To Do Before New Moon

We're like little kids waiting for Santa on Christmas Eve. Why make cookies shaped like Rudolf when you can make blood red cupcakes? People are seriously baking these!


19 other ways to pass the hours...

Are you coming to our New Moon premiere party with Doug and Mary at Regal Cinemas of Appleton?

Official countdown clock on Joe Marroe's page.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

Octopus Christmas Tree

Wisconsin Farmer Collects Freaky Animals

Amy Winehouse Barbie


Amy is trying to get Mattel to make this because she thinks it will be popular with kids. I wish I made this up.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Cookie In A Cupcake



Molly Cerasoli from Appleton made this and gave me permission to steal it from her Facebook. I wish she gave me permission to steal it from her kitchen.

Add me on FB if you want.

Awesomest Dress Of Your Life

Friday, November 13, 2009

Gaga On "Gossip Girl" Sneak Peek



The episode airs Monday, November 16th.

Top Ten Craziest Gaga Outfits


Didn't know what this was til I read it is a "lace mask."


Sundial?

The top ten here...

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Zhu Zhu Pets



If you haven't heard of them yet, you will. The kids are all over these things for Christmas.

Nomnomnomnomom


Look what I found! The snowman wants to have your babies!!

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Monday, November 9, 2009

Packer Weekend In Tampa FL



We went to lots of bars and watched Packers. I ran into a Packer lover at Coyote Ugly in Ybor City. Let me know if this is your dad.





Hanging out with beer, a Packer flag, and a Duck Hunt gun!



What a fugly mannequin baby I found on my layover at the Minneapolis airport. THIS IS WHY I SAY VIKINGS FANS ARE UGLY!!!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

GB vs Tampa

In about an hour, I leave for Tampa to see the Packer game!


WHOOOO GO PACK!!!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Bread Slippers


































These come in a variety of styles and run $40. They also come in kid sizes.
Order some! Ha!

Old School Dating Vid



I want to make out with some of these people!!

Rihanna's GMA Interview Part 2

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Fatal 441 Crash



Super scary and sad! Our thoughts are with the families! Please drive safely every time you're in the car!

Girl With Two Vajays!











I think one is enough!

Rihanna's GMA Interview Part 1



Wow. Is she amazing or what? Part 2 airs tomorrow.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Underage Chippendales



Ummm...this is so wrong!

P.S. It's almost Naked Man Week in Wisconsin! Err...Widow's Weekend. I like my name better though!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Edward Cullen Panties



Ladies...if a guy sees Robert Pattinson's face on your undies, he'll probably tell you to put your pants back on and then run far away. If you want to have sex, wearing these is a bad idea. If you're a tween, definitely wear them because you should not be having sex!

Make Candy Corn Infused Vodka

NOTE: Do not drink alcohol unless over 21 years old!
Also do not drink and drive!!



For the vodka:

1/2 cup candy corn
1 1/2 cups vodka

For the cordials:

2 ounces orange liqueur
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
1 large egg white
Candy corn (for garnish)


Directions:

Infuse the vodka: Combine the candy corn and vodka in an airtight container; set aside for at least 3 hours, then strain.

Make the cordials: Add 4 ounces of candy corn vodka, orange liqueur, lemon juice, and egg white to cocktail shaker filled with ice.

Shake vigorously for at least 30 seconds. Strain into two chilled martini glasses and garnish with candy corn.

Speidi As The Gosselins




Love the creepy baby dolls!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Snuggie Sutra

Tonight we started a new challenger for Who's On Top: Snuggie Sutra by the Fox Valley's own MC Spryte and Itchii Ideaz.

This website was the inspiration!

College Ave Bridge Almost Done



I have lived in Appleton since July of 2008. Yes 2008, not 2009. And I have never been able to use the College Avenue bridge. I refuse to believe it even exists.

Monkey Rips Off Woman's Shirt


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WARNING: 18 and over for language! There's no nudity, don't worry!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Welcoming Favre Back...

The mayor of Green Bay has some ideas...


And our sister station WAPL (your FM home for the Packers) has another idea...



WAPL's Favre Funeral idea made it to ESPN. I think that may be the most popular choice for weekend activity.

Are You Smarter Than An Egg Layer?



Sesame Street
and Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader team up for a series of Muppet guest appearances on the quiz show starting November 9th.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Octo-Mom Is Preggo Nun for Halloween


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Or YOU could be HER for Halloween:

































Notice drunk Ernie creepin' in the background...

RIP Shopko Express



Downtown Green Bay location closes...

Pumpkin Smiley and His Friend Pumpkin Potholder



I've been waiting a long time for the pumpkin smiley pizza--they don't sell 'em til the week of Halloween! Doesn't he look pretty coming out of the oven with his little friend the potholder?

Japanese Wii Game With Meatheads In Speedos



Not just muscley men, but also sheep, rainbows, and polar bear chasing! WHEEEEE!!

Crackhead Tranny Maces A Kid

Friday, October 23, 2009

Mom Confesses Balloon Boy Hoax



Member while the balloon was in the air, all of America was worried about the kid? Now everyone hates these people.

WIAA Football Playoff Brackets

Jodie Sweetin Lied To You At Marquette

A new memoir reveals that former Full House star Jodie Sweetin was high while giving lectures about sobriety. Her book unSweetined tells tales of addiction that started after the show ended and a speech on sobriety at Marquette University: "They didn't think I was coming from a two-day bender of coke, meth, and ecstasy...And they didn't think I was lying to them with every sentence that came out of my mouth."

Book is out November 3rd.