Facebook would like me to play this game. Has it popped up in your sidebar yet?
Special shout out to the douche who left their chicken parm on TOP of the microwave for the past 8 hours.
And finally tonight we qualified more people to meet Travie McCoy in Chicago. Intern Regis was nice enough to smell my armpits to help you win. He rated them 7 out of 10 on the B.O. scale and this was him dying from the stench. I forgot to wear deodorant today. Sorry Regis! I love you.