Special shout out to the douche who left their chicken parm on TOP of the microwave for the past 8 hours.
And finally tonight we qualified more people to meet Travie McCoy in Chicago. Intern Regis was nice enough to smell my armpits to help you win. He rated them 7 out of 10 on the B.O. scale and this was him dying from the stench. I forgot to wear deodorant today. Sorry Regis! I love you.
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