Heather's Blog: October 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Edward Cullen Panties

Ladies...if a guy sees Robert Pattinson's face on your undies, he'll probably tell you to put your pants back on and then run far away. If you want to have sex, wearing these is a bad idea. If you're a tween, definitely wear them because you should not be having sex!

Make Candy Corn Infused Vodka

NOTE: Do not drink alcohol unless over 21 years old!
Also do not drink and drive!!

For the vodka:

1/2 cup candy corn
1 1/2 cups vodka

For the cordials:

2 ounces orange liqueur
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
1 large egg white
Candy corn (for garnish)

Directions:

Infuse the vodka: Combine the candy corn and vodka in an airtight container; set aside for at least 3 hours, then strain.

Make the cordials: Add 4 ounces of candy corn vodka, orange liqueur, lemon juice, and egg white to cocktail shaker filled with ice.

Shake vigorously for at least 30 seconds. Strain into two chilled martini glasses and garnish with candy corn.

Speidi As The Gosselins

Love the creepy baby dolls!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Snuggie Sutra

Tonight we started a new challenger for Who's On Top: Snuggie Sutra by the Fox Valley's own MC Spryte and Itchii Ideaz.

This website was the inspiration!

College Ave Bridge Almost Done

I have lived in Appleton since July of 2008. Yes 2008, not 2009. And I have never been able to use the College Avenue bridge. I refuse to believe it even exists.

Monkey Rips Off Woman's Shirt

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WARNING: 18 and over for language! There's no nudity, don't worry!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Welcoming Favre Back...

The mayor of Green Bay has some ideas...

And our sister station WAPL (your FM home for the Packers) has another idea...

WAPL's Favre Funeral idea made it to ESPN. I think that may be the most popular choice for weekend activity.

Are You Smarter Than An Egg Layer?

Sesame Street and Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader team up for a series of Muppet guest appearances on the quiz show starting November 9th.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Instead Of A Snuggie...Use A Body Tarp!

Michael Jackson "This Is It" Official Trailer

Monday, October 26, 2009

Octo-Mom Is Preggo Nun for Halloween

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Or YOU could be HER for Halloween:

Notice drunk Ernie creepin' in the background...

RIP Shopko Express

Downtown Green Bay location closes...

Pumpkin Smiley and His Friend Pumpkin Potholder

I've been waiting a long time for the pumpkin smiley pizza--they don't sell 'em til the week of Halloween! Doesn't he look pretty coming out of the oven with his little friend the potholder?

Japanese Wii Game With Meatheads In Speedos

Not just muscley men, but also sheep, rainbows, and polar bear chasing! WHEEEEE!!

Crackhead Tranny Maces A Kid

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Friday, October 23, 2009

Mom Confesses Balloon Boy Hoax

Member while the balloon was in the air, all of America was worried about the kid? Now everyone hates these people.

WIAA Football Playoff Brackets

Jodie Sweetin Lied To You At Marquette

A new memoir reveals that former Full House star Jodie Sweetin was high while giving lectures about sobriety. Her book unSweetined tells tales of addiction that started after the show ended and a speech on sobriety at Marquette University: "They didn't think I was coming from a two-day bender of coke, meth, and ecstasy...And they didn't think I was lying to them with every sentence that came out of my mouth."

Book is out November 3rd.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

GB Gamblers Shave Heads For Cancer Research

Terror On The Fox Tour

Packer Party House Closes

Atrocious Favre Rap

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Balloon Boy Halloween Costume

"Party In the USA" In Sign Language

Swine Flu Fun

Is your school closed?

And here's a vintage Packers warning about the swine flu...

Packers Sign Ahman Green

Make A Puking Jack-o-lantern

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Play Balloon Boy Game, Waste Tax Payer Money

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Michelle Obama Dolls

These dolls look creepy. Jailbreak Toys (same company that made the Barack action figures) starts shipping the toy November 20th, just in time for Christmas.