
Plan your next meal! Nomonomnom!
Some lady claims she sees Jesus on her iron. I'd say it looks more like George Washington or the Mona Lisa. You?
I was at Fox River Mall at 6 AM today. The mall cops were nice. One of them helped me park the Kiss Kruiser. Many of them were wearing sheriff hats though. Or maybe those were real sheriffs. I have no idea.
Usually when I go to Regal Cinemas I get popcorn and candy. This weekend I switched it up and got pizza. They ask you what auditorium your movie is in and give you this glowing stick. When they enter the theatre with your pizza, you wave the stick.

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