THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life Part 3

Just a few weeks ago I found out Appleton has a ghetto and I live there! People put their trash outside their doors instead of in the dumpster.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Ummm

I love Lady Gaga's music, but any man who thinks this is hot is weird. And probably a sexual deviant of some sort.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Monkeys With Bright Red A$$es

My friend and I took her niece to the NEW Zoo and they had silly monkeys called Japanese Macaques. They have bright red faces and asses. The other pic is one monkey picking fleas off the other one.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Banana Bandit
Someone in an ape suit stole a foam banana display from a Fond du Lac convenience store. Haaa!! The police are mad because they can't find him.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
This Is A Real Commercial!
I'm white and I love the Redhouse. I'm black and I love the Redhouse. Don't forget Hispanic people love it too!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life Part 2

As you may have heard, I live in the ghetto corner of A-Town. We have handicapped parking signs that look like this. And the spots are not near the door. It's wacked.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
This Child Is Rude
That woman gave birth to you. Show some respect! If that were my kid, he'd never see a cookie again.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life

People at my apartment were begging for money and the listeners told me this was not normal and I live in the ghetto. Welcome to the world premiere of Ghetto Fabulous Appleton Life. Here is the apartment mailbox.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Momma's Better Than Chuck Norris

My mom's been battling her 2nd round of breast cancer for the past 6 years. She has her 101st chemo treatment this week. One doctor wanted to give her a time limit to live when she was first re-diagnosed and she refused to listen. Whenever she sees him at the hospital, she taunts him and says "Hiiiiiiii! Remember me??" Yeah...she's awesome. This is her at Race For the Cure (huge fundraiser) in Pittsburgh.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Listening To Commercials Is Awesome!!

I was listening to commercials between songs and I found out Joey Gladstone (of Full House infamy) is coming to Comedy Quarter in Neenah! Oh hell yeah!! Cut. It. Out.
Oh and did you know he sells Cut. It. Out gear???
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Drunk Aunt Paula Performs On Idol
In all seriousness...I've been a fan of her dance moves since I was a kid.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Dance Flick!
I've seen this trailer at the movie theater a bunch of times--I always giggle. Can't wait to see it!
This Show Is Unreal
The moms are losers and the babies remind me of the exorcist. Watch full episodes. 




